A girl in mom jeans, a girl wearing a fades and a guy wearing a cape just ran by me.

The apocalypse is happening now.


House Party (1990)



(Source: thequeenbey)



Men don’t know how to write for the female voice.
The female Soprano that’s not actually a Soprano

So what you’re telling me is that you’re in a music group and can’t read music? You’re fucking joking me. This is ridiculous.

Alec Baldwin could get it.

(Source: Mashable)



This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

(Source: sizvideos)

So, I’m tired of NPH. Yeah, I said it.





My Bitch Brenda ! (Appreciation Post)

Regina Hall is a comedic genius and a Goddess. 

She’s the only thing that matters in that series

Top GIF is me, no lie.


11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

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