liketanqueray asked:
14, 36, 44

14. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? I’m cool with that.

36. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? It depends on the moment. Just stay the fuck away from my face or I will fight you.

44. Do you own any sex toys? Nope.





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weathered-tune:

Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark

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Hitting on Matt via comment because I can.



These are NSFW asks.
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 4. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 10. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 12. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 14. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 16. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 18. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 20. How big is your penis?
  • 22. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 24. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 26. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 30. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 32. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 34. Spit or swallow?
  • 36. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 38. Have you ever given/received a footjob?
  • 40. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 42. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 44. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 46. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 48. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 50. Have you have phone sex?


kangarudy:

Someone come snuggle me to bed and play with my hair.


Deal.


ruinedchildhood:

35 Things You Will Never See Again In Your Life

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(Source: bencrowther)



superbeast07:

uncutcockandfurryasses:

Fucking hot

he cute, but he need to trim that beard tho

^ No. Stop. You need some Prozac for that craziness. 





star-coloured-eyes:

A Day To Remember by Ashley Lester on Flickr.


livingsingle-tv:

Living Single Alphabet: E for Eating


swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

He’s. So. Beautiful. 

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (i saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese




gettingplowed:

…and where is the body!

***cues Body Beautiful track***

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