Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is a typical Lauren and Lee conversation.


20+ years and this is still the truth


Still mind blown

I give up.

There’s no way I could date anyone here. I’m just gonna be in a relationship with Netflix, my homework and myself.

nomnombutteredtoast asked:
So, I totally miss chatting with you

I miss you too!

Follow me on Instagram: ohheyleedukes

Selfies, good and alcohol (:

I just got a call for another interview…

On Wednesday at 12 and then I have another interview at 4…

Umm needless to say, I’m happy. 

Just have to wait for a background and reference and then they’ll call me.

Anonymous asked:
That tall guy you used to be friends with it was like mayhem something

He already knows. #bottom

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"


a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?


okay, well what about the national democratic party?


what about interning at the united nations?


wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not


A house divide amongst itself can not even

Things keep getting better

Interview at the hospital today at 2:30
Interview at a residential treatment facility tomorrow at 4.

I applied for these jobs a week and a half ago.

Maybe it all happened for a reason.

Send me a username on anon and I’ll say if I’ll Top or Bottom for him/them



traviscantfocus i made this last night

Ohhhh. Any responses that you would want?